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Chocolate Lava Cake with warm chocolate sauce served with vanilla ice cream
Quite honestly, I think this stole the show from the green tea cake
Gyu-Kaku East Village
34 Cooper Square New York, NY 10003
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While we were busy eating turkey, The Daily What beat us to the punch (but not to the egg nog). Thanks, TDW.
Mashup of the Day: Adventure Time + Jay-Z
Soundcloud artist Marcus Coronel takes a memorable line from the animated TV seriesAdventure Time and pairs it up with the chorus part of Jay-Z’s 2009 NYC anthem hit “Empire State of Mind.”
Mashup of the Day is a feature series focused on showcasing notable mash ups and remixes fresh out of the internet music tubes.
(via adventuretime)
Song by MadisenMusic
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LYRICS:
I got turkey on my plate and I’ma eat it baby, and you better not forget my gravy!
Mama’s cookin in the kitchen and my stomach is itchin, for a little bit of hunger attention.
What was that noise? I don’t know that voice! I opened up the front door (with poise).
It was a neighborhood boy, with a gun to the door, saying let me in and drop to the floor!
“I hear you’re having Thanksgiving dinner!” “What’s it to you?!!” “I wanna eat a little bit of it too!
I been smellin yalls food for an hour or two, and I’ma steal it cause that’s what I do!”
“You’re telling me I won the world’s worst lottery?! I’ve been waiting all year for a Thanksgiving Robbery?!!”
“I don’t care what you’ve been waiting for, now I think I’m taking more, Pumpkin Pie going out the door!!”
“I’ma count to (1), you better put down my pie!! Or my fist is gonna POP you in the eye!!”
“Gobble Gobble bring it on!! I’m hungrier than King Kong! and I ain’t had a fight all day long!!”
They were fighting so madly, one guy got burned badly, there was gravy everywhere sadly.
(nobody touched the Green Bean Caserole. I thought that was kinda weird.)
They were shovin faces in the Cranberry, everything was very scary, someone call the Tooth Fairy!!
“Wait! Wait! Wait! Said the mama from the kitchen, why can’t we get along on Thanksgiving?!! (wisdom)
Sit down, and chow down!! Put your little gun down! It’s time to go to Turkey town!!”
“I’m sorry!” “I’M sorry!!” “No I am!” “No I AM!!” “Will both yall shut up and pass the Ham?!”
Back to good in the hood, and they ate real good, AND they ate about as much as they could.
Why is it Dark at Night?
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Lars Von Trier’s Antichrist:
PERFECT DATE MOVIE.
but no actually I’m scarred forever and so many scary animal things and Willem Dafoe’s *ahem* you know. and I will never sleep again.
This is why you listen to me.
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